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[♪]

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[SCREECHING]

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There, you see, Professor Hicks,

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the school is in desperate need
of athletic equipment.

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The girls need sports,
they want sports,

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and besides, it's good for 'em.

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I know what's
good for the girls.

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Oh, Mother. Yes,

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in my day we kept
our noses in books

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and didn't run around
dressed like fan dancers.

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It's useless to argue, Benson.

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Mrs. Cattsby's generous donation
will be used for the salaries

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of the three European professors

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who arrive today
to join our faculty.

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Oh, that reminds me!

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We'd better start
preparing for their arrival.

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That's Mother for you.

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[BLOWS WHISTLE]

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I'm going across the street,
men, for a sandwich.

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Now listen, when customers
come in, give 'em service.

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Now, this is your first day
on the job,

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so show me that you got
what it takes.

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Don't be afraid to push
those sponges around.

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Use a little elbow grease.

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Suppose it's knee action.

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[ANGRILY]: What's the idea?

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Mistaken identity.

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Hi, pal.

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Okay, boss, you can trust us.

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Carry on.

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You heard what the boss said.
He's a pretty nice guy.

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We'll grease their elbows
and I'll grease their palms.

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Carry on. Carry on.

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[HORN HONKING]

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What'll it be, stranger?

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Put in 10 gallons of gas.

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I'm going across the street
for a sandwich.

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Okay, boys, super service.
Carry on!

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ALL: Right, right, right, right.

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Well, I guess we might as well
have lunch here, gentlemen.

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BOTH: <i>Ja.</i>

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ALL: Right, right, right.

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Whoo-whoo-whoo.

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Swing it!
Give them super service.

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Elbow grease, eh?

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Thank you. Super ser--

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Hold it.

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Super service, help yourself.

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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

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[SNEEZES]

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Gesundheit. Super service.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[CHATTER]

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Clean windshield, gents.

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[ALL COUGHING]

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[HUMMING]

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Why, I never saw such
service in my life.

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Hey, throw me that polish!

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Right.

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That's what you call--

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What are you doing?

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Quiet. Over in a minute.
What are you doing?

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Hold it. [CHATTER]

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[GRUNTING]

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What's all the rumpus here?

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Take it easy, field marshal.
Sit down.

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You don't know what
you're doing. Go help him,

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I'll finish this. Right.

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Hey, we gotta clean
the spark plugs, get the tools.

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Okay, finish this.

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Right. Right. Right. Right.

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[SINGING]

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Come on, hurry up.

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Super service.

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[CHATTER]

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Wait.

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Don't you men know you're
not supposed to open a body

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unless you sterilize your hands?

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ALL: Super service.

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Hey, can you guys give me
a little help?

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I need some repairs.

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We're pretty busy, pal,

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but we'll be glad
to let you use the tools.

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Save us working the job.

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All right, men,
a little super service.

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You check the battery,
you check tires.

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What are you gonna check?
I'll check you guys.

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Right. Right.

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[SHOUTING]

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Don't worry about nothing.

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I'll get that done
in a minute here, bud.

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I never thought-- What is this?

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Just as I thought. What?

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Huh. What-- What you doing?

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Take it easy, now.

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Hey,
what kind of a place is this?

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Let go my leg.

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Hey, what are you trying to do?

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I'm gonna press his pants.

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Well, leave him alone and check
the tires like I told you.

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Right.

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Don't do any--

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Only one ahead of you,
you're next.

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Right.

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[HISSING]

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Stop it. Quiet.

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Larry? Give.

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Okay, okay.

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[HISSING STOPS]

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[HISSING RESUMES]

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[CURLY GRUNTING]

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What's the matter with you?

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Oh, I just got this
fellow cleaned up.

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Shut it off!

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Larry, shut it off.

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Stop it. Stop it. Please.

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Are you hurt? Are you all right?

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Get up out of there.

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You see what you did, huh?

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Now I gotta clean
those guys up again.

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BOTH: Oh!
Don't stand around idle.

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You put in the water,
you put in the gas.

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Get moving. Right. BOTH: Right.

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Sorry, gents, but this can
happen in the best of places.

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I'll have you all cleaned up
in a jiffy.

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[GRUMBLING]

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Take it easy, now, boys.
Everything's all right.

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That's all right now.

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MOE: Now, hold still, now.

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Just a minute,
I'll have a towel right away.

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Stop that.
Just take it easy, fellas.

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[BELL CHIMING]

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Hey, did you put the water in?

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Ah, you never do anything right.

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[EXPLOSION]

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What happened?
It's murder, it's arson.

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Let's get outta here!

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MOE: Hey, Curly, come on!

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Hey, Moe, Larry!

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[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

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What's the matter?
We're outta gas.

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Outta gas?

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What do you think
this thing is, a camel?

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We've been going
for over three hours.

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Let's get outta here.

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Hey, wait a minute.
Didn't we forget something?

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I can't think of anything.

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How about Curly? Curly?

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He's in the car! Curly!

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Hey, Curly!

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Open the door.

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Hey, Curly.

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He's frozen.

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Get him outta there.

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Oh, a frozen dainty, eh?

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He's as stiff as a plank.
What are we gonna do with him?

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We'll build a fire
and thaw him out.

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Come on, get him into the woods.

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Get your arm under here.

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[CRACKING] Up we go.

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He's done on this side,
turn him over.

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Twenty minutes to a pound.

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Ha, ha. We'll be here a month.

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[YELLS]

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What happened? Get me off here.

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Untie me!
LARRY: He's burning, Moe!

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MOE: All right, he's done.

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[SCREECHING]

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Easy now, kid. Easy. Whoa!

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Easy, kid, I'm getting you.

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Whoo.

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[YELLING]
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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[SHOUTING]

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Whoo-whoo-whoo.

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[PANTING]

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Are you all right?
Take it easy, kid. Come here.

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Give me your hand,
give me your hand.

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[CHATTER]

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Whoa!

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Now look at the mess
you got us into.

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Wait a minute.

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What about those suitcases
I put in that ice-cream truck?

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There might be some
dry clothes in them.

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That's a good idea,
let's go and look.

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I ought to beat your brains in,
and I think I will.

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[SCREECHES]

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Hey, wait for me.

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I ain't going any place.

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They've stopped.

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Look, they must be
our three professors.

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Yes, yes, indeed.

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Welcome to Mildew.

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I guess she means us, let's go.

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Oh, Professor Von Stupor?

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Stupid? I guess you mean him.

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We have a grand day planned.

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First a visit to the classrooms,

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then a reception
and a buffet luncheon.

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I never ate a buffet,
but I bet you got something.

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Look out, let me get in there,
will you?

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Oh, you'll just love it.

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Mildew has a lovely
student body.

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Yours wouldn't be so bad either,
if you took off about 20 pounds.

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What? Come on, sister, let's go.

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[CLAPPING]

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Thank you, girls.

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Henceforth, Mildew College
will take its place among

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the world's greatest
institutions of learning.

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No other school can boast
of having such distinguished

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educators as Professors
Feinstein, Frankfurter,

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and Von Stupor.

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[CLAPPING]

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Say, I'll meet you in the gym,
next to the dumbbells,

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You'll know me, I got a hat.

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[CHUCKLES]

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And now, I'm going to call on
Professor Feinstein to tell you

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something of his famous theory.

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[CLAPPING]

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<i>[BIRDS CHIRPING]</i>

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Oh, me, uh--

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Any questions?

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Is it true that time and space
are calculated by the direct

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ratio of interplanetary
magnetism to solar radiation?

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What do you think?

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I think we're gonna have
trouble with this dame.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm gonna-- Sit down.

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I'm gonna test your-- Sit down.

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I'm gonna test your mental
coordination with a little--

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Sit down!

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With a little number called
"Swinging the Alphabet."

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LARRY AND CURLY:
Swinging, right.

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Right.

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I'll explain it so even
you can understand.

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My colleagues will assist.
Ready, sister?

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Get that junk out of here.
Come on boys, scram.

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I'll give you the idea
in a nutshell.

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B-A, bay. B-E, be.

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B-I, bickey-bi, B-O, bo--

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I'll give you
the correct demonstration.

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Cutie pie,
pound those horse teeth.

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[PIANO STARTS PLAYING]

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♪ B-A, bay, B-E, be, ♪

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♪ B-I, bickey-bi, B-O Bo,
Bickey-bi-bo, ♪

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♪ B-U Bu, Bickey-bi-bo-bu. ♪

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ALL: ♪ C-A, say, C-E, see ♪

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♪ C-I, sickey-si, C-O, so ♪

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♪ Sickey-si-so,
C-U, soo, sickey-si-so-soo. ♪

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Get the idea girls?

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Now, we'll all join together
on the letter D.

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[PIANO PLAYING]

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GIRLS: ♪ D-A, day, D-E, dee ♪

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♪ D-I, dickey-di, D-O, doe ♪

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♪ Dickey-di-doe, D-U, do,
Dickey-di-doe-do ♪

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♪ F-A, fay, F-E, fee ♪

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♪ F-I, fickey-fi, F-O, foe ♪

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♪ Fickey-fi-foe, F-U, foo,
Fickey-for-the-wind ♪

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♪ G-A, jay, G-E, gee ♪

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♪ G-I, jickey-ji, G-O, joe ♪

259
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,260
♪ Gickey-ji-joe, G-U, joo
Gickey-ji-joe-joo ♪

260
00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:24,480
♪ Yes, yes, yes, yes ♪

261
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,840
♪ F, J, A ♪

262
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:26,730
♪ H, G, E ♪

263
00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:29,600
♪ H-I, hickey-hi, H-O, hoe ♪

264
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,730
♪ Hickey-hi-ho, H-U, hoo ♪

265
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:33,740
♪ Hickey-hi-ho-hoo ♪

266
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,240
♪ J-A, jay J-E, gee ♪

267
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,740
♪ J-I, jickey-ji, J-O, joe ♪

268
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:41,080
♪ Jickey-ji-joe, J-U, joo ♪

269
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,490
♪ Jickey-ji-joe-joo ♪

270
00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:45,410
♪ K-A, kay, K-E, kee ♪

271
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,920
♪ K-I, kickey-ki, K-O, ko ♪

272
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,420
♪ Kickey-ki-ko, K-U, ko ♪

273
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,920
♪ Kickey-and-koo ♪

274
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,920
♪ L-A, lay, L-E, lee ♪

275
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,430
♪ L-I, lickey-li, L-O, lo ♪

276
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,460
♪ Lickey-li-lo, L-U, loo ♪

277
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,630
♪ Curly's a dope ♪

278
00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:02,680
♪ M-A, may, M-E, me ♪

279
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,300
♪ M-I, mickey-mi, M-O, mo ♪

280
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,190
♪ Mickey-mi-mo, M-U, moo ♪

281
00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:08,050
♪ Mickey-mi-mo-moo ♪

282
00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,940
[MUSIC SPEEDS UP]

283
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:26,540
[APPLAUSE]

284
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,990
Oh, Duncan, Mother said
to announce luncheon

285
00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,000
as soon as it's ready.

286
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,460
I shall do so at once, miss.

287
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,420
[BELLS CHIME]

288
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,920
Luncheon is served.

289
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,260
Oh, super service.

290
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,560
All right, Easy, fellas.

291
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,560
Take your time,
there's enough for every--

292
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,560
It's bad etiquette to reach
in front of a person

293
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,070
when said person is trying
to snag a morsel of food.

294
00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,680
Oh!

295
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,570
Head him off around there!
I'll get him down here!

296
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,070
[PEOPLE GASPING]

297
00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:02,830
Oh, somebody,
do something, help him!

298
00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:05,160
Hold still kid, I'll get you.

299
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,500
Oh.

300
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:12,280
I can't do a thing with him.
You try something.

301
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,790
Oh!

302
00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,120
Oh, a wise guy, eh?

303
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,920
[SHOUTS]

304
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,290
From now on, you're on your own.

305
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:21,790
That's gratitude for you.

306
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,300
Do you think we'd
better call a doctor?

307
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,800
No, if he had
an ounce of initiative,

308
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,130
he'd swallow the thing.

309
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:28,520
Oh, Mrs. Cattsby?

310
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,350
Yes? May I see you?

311
00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:31,850
Certainly.

312
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:33,310
[GROANS]

313
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:38,030
Some terrible mistake.
A mistake?

314
00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:40,860
I am Professor Von Stupor.
I beg your pardon?

315
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:43,150
Ready, go.

316
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,700
A bull's-eye.

317
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,200
This is the last straw.

318
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,620
Tonight we return to Hamburg
on The Clipper.

319
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,120
I never heard of such a thing.

320
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,630
You never heard of what?

321
00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,410
He's gonna get a hamburger
with a zipper.

322
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:57,710
Wait.

323
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,340
We will mix them a formula

324
00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:07,090
they will never forget. Good.

325
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,890
Gentlemen,
I demand an explanation.

326
00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:11,390
Oh, don't worry, lady,
let 'em go.

327
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,900
What this college needs anyway
is athletics. Football.

328
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:14,900
And basketball.

329
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,400
I can do very nicely
with a highball.

330
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,400
What do you mean? [SCREECHES]

331
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,850
Come on outside, lady.
We'll demonstrate.

332
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:22,910
Come on, toots. Come on, girls!

333
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,910
[CHATTER]

334
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,280
Now just try
and visualize, lady,

335
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,110
a beautiful spring afternoon,
the flowers are in bloom.

336
00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,120
The bees are making honey.

337
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,580
And Seabiscuit is making six
furlongs in one 10 flat.

338
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:36,590
[CLICKING]

339
00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,090
Oh! Quiet.

340
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,090
[BARKS]

341
00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:41,460
The grandstands are filled
to capacity, and look:

342
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,380
I see a diamond.

343
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,430
BOTH: Where?

344
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:47,880
Just old-time prospectors.

345
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,350
All right, break it up.

346
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:50,850
Now, Mrs. Cats. Cattsby.

347
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,850
All right, Cattsby.
Sufferen-Cattsby.

348
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,690
Aw, suffering--
Hey, will you quit heckling me?

349
00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,560
Come on men, break it up.

350
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,060
Any luck?
Aw, he gets all the breaks.

351
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,060
Yeah, I found a corona.

352
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,480
A corona?
It was a corona corona,

353
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,480
but I only found half of it.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

354
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,320
[GIRLS GIGGLING]

355
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,490
Shall I put in a little of this?

356
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,150
MAN: Just a little,
about one quart.

357
00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:13,870
Good.

358
00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:16,320
You see, basketball is very
difficult to explain

359
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,370
without a basketball.
Has anyone a basketball handy?

360
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,710
Any kind will do.

361
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,080
Crow-flight, Baby Dimple.

362
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,590
[GIRLS LAUGHING] Oh, thank you.

363
00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:28,090
That's what I call
super service.

364
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,090
Come on, men, we'll demonstrate.

365
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,060
Whoo-whoo-whoo.

366
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:33,010
What's the meaning of this?

367
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:34,010
Don't worry, Mother.

368
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:36,980
Come on, swing it!

369
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:39,010
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

370
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,230
[ALL LAUGHING]

371
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,520
Hey, what's the idea?

372
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,440
She intercepted it.
Come on, let's get it.

373
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,520
Run, lady, your team's getting
all the breaks.

374
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,320
ALL [SHOUTING]: Run, run!

375
00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,830
CATTSBY: Let me out of here.

376
00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:57,330
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

377
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:58,780
Get up off of me.

378
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:01,200
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

379
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,710
Mrs. Cattsby's ball
on her own 5 yard line.

380
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,210
I've had just about enough
of this, gentlemen.

381
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:08,130
ALL: A fumble, a fumble!

382
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:11,010
I've never been
so humiliated in my life,

383
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,020
but I'll forgive everything

384
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,520
and give the school
an athletic fund

385
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,390
if you'll just get those three
poor professors back.

386
00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:19,310
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

387
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,520
Hey, fellas?
Get rid of that ball,

388
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,680
the lady's got a proposition.

389
00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:27,400
[EXPLOSION]

390
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:32,740
There you are, lady. That's what
I call super service.

391
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:33,740
But look at them.

392
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:35,740
We'll have them cleaned up
in a minute.

393
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,740
Carry on men.
ALL: Right! Right, right.

394
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,240
[♪]